Who is Sue, and what other addictions does she have besides sugar?
For those struggling with a sugar problem and think that fit people don’t, continue reading this for kick up the butt you need right now!
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THE WHORE NEXT DOOR // SUGAR
I would like to introduce you to the whore next door, long blonde hair, big tits and a bubbly personality. You say you dislike her, your husband doesn’t greet her, but deep down inside you secretly like her and your husband secretly wants her – Please meet SUGAR. (No, Sugar is not the whores name, her name is Sue).
I am talking about Hulets sugar
Just like the whore next door and heroine, sugar is addictive and can destroy lives! #HomeWrecker
Firstly the “but I’m a runner and burn off the calories” logic is stupid. I don’t run so that I can eat more cupcakes, I run so that I can eat more sweet potatoes, duh!
Secondly, just because I look like I have my shit sorted and don’t like sugar or Sue, doesn’t mean this is all true.
I too have weaknesses, just like those of you who are just starting your journey, those that are struggling and those that don’t want to admit any of this!
Some of my weaknesses:
- Oreo Ice Cream
- Woolies Caramel Chocolate Cupcakes
- Jager bombs
Disclaimer: All of the above have sugar in, except politics, but that shit is so sugar coated it could be run by Willy Wonka himself.
Not only did I fall off the wagon several times on this journey of mine, I also broke a few limbs on the way down, dragged it into the bush and set that horrible thing on fire, without any firelighters or petrol!
#SugarMustFall, not Mandy.
“Sue Vs Mandy”
Sue is trying to lose 20 kg.
Mandy is trying to maintain weight, and think of what to write next in this blog that no one is going to read.
Sue has a shit day at work, goes home and eats a slab of Cadbury bubbly.
Mandy has a shit day at work, goes home and eats caramel chocolate cupcakes.
Sue needs to build a bridge and get the fuck over it, so does Mandy.
Difference? NONE (except Sue is the neighborhood whore and Mandy isn’t)
The moral of the story is;
- You can’t outrun a bad diet
- Just because I look like I have my shit together, doesn’t mean I really do
- Sugar is addictive, just like Sue
- It is no easier for me than it is for you to fight the addiction
- It is about knowing when to stop
- Its about knowing how to pick yourself up and proceeding without sugar
Even though I have lost all this weight, lift heavy shit, run like a criminal on the loose, it makes me no better than someone who is just starting. We are all fighting the same battle, and that’s SUGAR!
PICK YOURSELF UP
DUST YOURSELF OFF
BURN THE SUGAR & ALCOHOL
PROCEED WITH THE HEALTHIER OPTIONS – MY WEAPON OF CHOICE; SWEET POTATO & STRONG COFFEE!
LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES
Its about knowing that it is OK to screw up and fall off the wagon once in a while, but after that fall, no matter how hard it was, you need to get up, rebuild that wagon and push forward.